Take a Vik


the physical act of leaving your place of employment for multiple hours without clocking out, and usually without notifying anyone. sometimes done under the guise of a work related task, with the expectation that no one will realize how long you’ve been gone.
vik: says nothing and leaves.
co-worker a: “has anyone seen vik lately?”
co-worker b: “not since this morning.”
vik: returns after being gone for hours and still says nothing.
co-worker a: “i think i’m gonna go take a vik.”
co-worker b: “me too!”

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