Take back your fuckin horse
to tell somebody else to “take back your f-ckin horse” means for that person to take back a problem they have cast upon you, without your willing consent.
when you throw or cast your problem(s) onto somebody else, just to get that trash away, it will come back. the “horse” is the problem, it can be anything that is causing issues for you, and you dont want anymore.
so to truely take back the horse, means the other person you cast it on, is fed up with having that sh-t on them, and they feel its time for you to deal with the problem, not just give to others.
frank thinks: “im f-ckin tired of betty always h-tting on me, why wont that ulgy sl-t leave me alone!”
____the next day___
fred: “hey betty, i felt it was time for me to finnaly treat you right, so im gona hook you up with the coolest guy i know. trust me, he f-cks like a tiger. his name is tom.”
betty: “o h-ll ya, i havnt got laid in weeks, thanks ^_^”
::::::::next day:::::::
betty: “hey tom, wanna fool around, im so h-rny right now”
tom thinks: “d-mnit frank, i dont want this sl-t on me now -“take back your f-ckin horse”-
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