Take it to a two


verb- to lower the volume of your strange antics
shut up! and take it to a two will you!?!?

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    a small amount. not very much. got any of that sandwhich left? no…just a squimby

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  • slide bitch

    derogatory term used to describe someone tasked with creating a powerpoint presentation that will be presented by someone else. you better clear your calendar. i heard that sales & marketing wants you to be their slide b-tch for their upcoming executive retreat.


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