Take my talents to Auburn
when someone joins the auburn tiger football team for an estimated sum of around $180,000+. as made famous by cameron newton spurning the $180,000 offer to play at mississippi st and instead “taking his talents to auburn” where they have a long ill-strious history of paying their players.
this year, based on ‘the money being too much’, i’m going to take my talents to auburn and be paid-to-play by the awbarn fambly.
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