Take the children for a swim
defined as sperm deposited by -j-c-l-t–n into the -n-s during -n-l s-x and then act of defecating and flushing the toilet. a gross reference to a bodily function resulting in the sperm being flushed down the john with the feces after -n-l s-x. usually a gay man or a woman can take the children for a swim.
he knew she was the right one when he found out not only could she cook, she had manners too. she could take it up the -ss like a pro and told me she would take the children for a swim so she wouldn’t ruin my new 600 thread count sheets.
gay guys are so lucky because they don’t have to worry about getting knocked up. after s-x they take the children for a swim and don’t have to worry about hearing those sobering words, i missed my period.
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