take what you get
a phrase one tells another when they should be grateful they are receiving any form of attention from another
me: “ouch, why do you have to also scratch my face with your baby beard when we snuggle?”
you: “c’mon gurl, take what you get!”
me: “thank you sir, may i have another”
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