take you to church
when someone totally destroys you in a fight you are so terrified that you change your life to be as non-confrontational as possible.
luis: i’m gonna beat yo -ss!
juan: keep talking and by the end of the night i’m going to be take you to church
luis: i’m a gangsta!
-after fight-
juan: you still talking sh-t?
luis: … i think i’m gonna start going to church…
Read Also:
- Nick Nolte Effect
this effect occurs when graying men decide to grow their hair to shoulder length and on occasion grow out their beard. commonly these men have a love for hawaiian shirts and making comedies with eddie murphy. the nick nolte effect really took its toll on our bus driver.
- harvest child
the fruits of labour of a migrant farm worker who has planted his seed in the garden of an unsuspecting local (usually a fat white chick with low self-esteem). after nine months of careful nurturing, a young seedling is born around the time of thanksgiving harvest. this token of success is an easy way for […]
- Hates Drama
a status you put on facebook that will automatically get tons of likes. becky: “no one likes my statuses anymore even though they’re witty and funny, i’ll just put i hate drama.” john: “that’ll show ’em” -on facebook:- becky hates drama. -3 minutes later- 236 people like this.
- taking my socks off
a slang reference to having s-x, because you take your socks off before you have s-x, signals when s-xual intercourse is about to begin yo, tonight i am definitely going to be taking my socks off, i’m going over to my girl’s house.
- HAT HAT
commonly used by silent bob on wakinglimb forums. used as a punchline in a poor joke, or totally randomly. little joes a nottinghill rent boy hat hat or just to be used when you have no come back line at the ready, it confuses people cause they dont know what the h-ll your talking bout […]