taking a mike johnson
depositing fecal matter into a fecal matter cleanup and removal system, such as a toilet, where you would shat upon the toilet bowl, flushing into the sh-t drainage system.
“f-ck, i need to go take a mike johnson really bad. sh-t, i just took a sh-t in my pants. taking a mike johnson”
“i just took a killer mike johnson. taking a mike johnson.”
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