Taking a Vick
the act of taking a sh-t, whilst face-timing your girlfriend, while at work
mcdonalds employee “yo, wheres the manager?”
other employee “oh, he’s taking a vick”
-ssistant manager “that thing where he takes a sh-t and face-times with his girlfriend?”
customer “who could do such a thing?”
all employees “vick can”
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