taking laxatives
“taking laxatives” is a euphemism for experimenting with illicit drugs. you see, as a child grows up, their parents expect them to encounter some really dangerous things – like cigarettes, alcohol etc. therefore, there has to be a convenient way of mentioning
in australia, after exams party commonly involve binge drinking. when asked what’s on the agenda for schoolies, a child responds that they’ll be taking laxatives. laxatives, after all are pretty daring.
2 kids farewelling their parents for a week at schoolies full of “taking laxatives”.
sezza: oi mate did you bring the laxatives (vb and c-ke)
girl2: yeah, we’re gonna get so fried
sezza: i know, i love laxative’s effects. it feels fantastic
girl2: b-tch it’s the best feeling ever. i love feeling the need to sh-t.
parents: you girls have fun. don’t take too many laxatives!
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