talan
talan is the ruler of the universe. you better not even breathe out disagreement, or he may strike you down right there, heathen.
oh man, talan kicks so much -ss it isn’t even funny. just the other day these little brats were laughing and he just walks over there and smites them with his kick-ss mauls. it was pretty funny, actually.
this one time, i was riding and with talan, and he just jumps his car off of a cliff. i wet myself, but he just laughed and did a few flips and then the car slammed into the ground. he was alright though, since he is so killer. but i had to go to the hospital. it sucked.
“i’m going to do a talan and kick that guy in the nuts and rip out his spleen.”
“talan is the ruler of the universe.”
a normal person who will most likely kick your -ss if you talk sh-t about him but is really cool to get to know
don’t mess with that kid he is a talan
yet another fake, possibly-gay kid who thinks he’s going to be famous and special. a prime example of whats wrong with laguna these days
“i think i want to be famous” “youre such a f-cking talan”
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