talana
an exceptionally amazing woman who can charm the heart of any man
he was tempted by a talana that almost drove him mad when he couldn’t have her love
meaning to have extremly large b–bs
my talanas are so big that it hurts my back to carry them
a person of a vampiric nature, of with a s-xual attraction to vampires. usually female.
girl1: vampires are so dam s-xy!
girl2: dude your such a talana.
somebody who raises the dead to be her s-x slaves. often refered to as “tha s-x”
were you at the cemetery last night? i saw a talana there having mad s-x with a corpse. she truly is tha s-x.
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