talaxian


the talaxian is a humanoid civilization in the star trek universe native to the planet talax in the delta quadrant. the talaxians surrendered to the haakonian order in 2356 after a decade-long war was ended by the deployment of the metreon cascade, a deadly weapon that killed over 300,000 talaxians on rinax. talaxians who came in contact with the fallout from the metreon cascade suffered metremia, a deadly blood disease.

the talaxian respiratory system is directly linked to multiple points along the spinal column.

it is a tradition in talaxian society to share the history of a meal before eating, as a way of enhancing the culinary experience. it is also tradition for talaxian proper names to end with the letter x.
neelix is talaxian
a race of aliens whose genetic structure is actually made up of “square” (though technically cuboid) cells. this leads to cuboid sh-t and the tendancy to write doc-ments using a brown font colour, or “brown text”.

most of them are f-ggots.
see those guys over there looking f-ggoty? what a bunch ot talaxians.

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