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• Take them to Target

  doing the nasty with two girls in the back of a car in the parking lot of target. you let them buy some cheap knock off victoria secret panties at target, then you take them off in the parking lot and bang them. d-mn those girls are hot, i would like to “take them to […]

• tap it and cap it

  to have s-x with a girl then promptly blow her brains out. (after busting that nut of course). frank: you hear about that dead b-tch in the papers? teddy: oh yeah, jennifer right? she was at that party. frank: what can i say man, tap it and cap it.

• Tardcore

  noun: someone who seems completely ignorant or idiotic in method, speech, or action, but is surprisingly capable of amazing feats. the scotsman from gendy tartakovsky’s samurai jack is tardcore going beyond the clearly marked limits of regular r-t-rdedness. strangly enough, only people without down syndrome or other mental handicaps seem to venture into this frightening […]

• Tarded up

  extremely r-t-rded, unbelievably r-t-rded to point of f-cktardation or worse. jeez, look at that tarded up loser, he can’t even talk so you understand him.

• tardliness

  the quality or habit of being a person that is stupid, or innefective. my tardliness precludes me from writing a more witty example.

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