taliban turnpike
a taliban turnpike is a s-x act in which the man puts on a racer’s helmet and positions his hands like he’s holding a steering wheel. the male proceeds to make car noises and “drives” into the p-ssy from the side. later into s-x, as the man climaxes, he yells “allahu akbar,” bringing the ‘taliban’ portion of the act.
barney-“you get any of ol’ wilma last night, fred?”
fred-“of course, barney, i did the taliban turnpike!”
barney-“i bet she exploded with joy haha”
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