talking salmon
a rare fish found in lakes and rivers of the southwest usa that comes to the surface and makes noises resembling a young human, such as “mama” “dada” and “baby want some milk”.
john: yeah, i’m going fishing at pena blanca this weekend. maybe i’ll catch some talking salmon.
stupid b-tch: talking salmon?
john: yeah you know, those fish that swim up and go, “mama, mama, baby want some milk.”
stupid b-tch: oh.
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