Talking to God on the big white telephone
being in such a paralytic state from the m-ss consumption of alcohol that when you reach the toilet you are usually slumped down hugging the bowl and screaming ‘oh g-d!’ into the sh-t abyss in between violent bouts of upchuck.
yeah man, got so wasted last night i ended up talking to g-d on the big white telephone!
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