Talkward
when someone starts up a awkward conversation out of no where
mom: let’s talk about the birds & the bess
stranger: i don’t even know you, get away from me with this talkward conversation
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adj. the feeling of awkwardness that overwhelms two people when they haven’t seen or heard from each other for a prolonged number of years. this excrutiatingly uncomfortable feeling is often amplified if the two people used to be great friends and chatted frequently.
boy 1 : “…hi!… long time no see…”
girl 1 : “ahaha- yeh, so what are you doing these days?”
boy 1 : “um… i’m still in the same business, you?”
girl 1 : “yeh, same case with me…”
boy 1 : “um… well i best be off, i’ve got frozen groceries in the car… ”
girl 1 : “ok- bye…”
boy 2 : “wow, i though you two were going out for a couple of years!? that convo went totally talkward…”
when someone begins a conversation, seemingly leading to a point or punchline, but ceases communication before reaching that point
i was really feeling this chick and we got to chatting. she was telling me about her friend jim who i never met– “jim told me the best joke the other day, you wouldn’t even believe it..” and that was it– no example, no nothing– sh-t was quite talkward.
talkward
adj.
unease over talking a lot
“i’ve been talking so much, i feel talkward.”
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