Tall girl

a girl who is taller than 5’8″ or 5’9″. commonly treated as a freak, or monster. in reality they are some of the most beautiful girls out there.
i’m gonna go ask out that tall girl.
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girls who are the best at f-cking. everyone is jealous of tall girls because of the way they can f-ck.
woah man, i wanna f-ck some tall girls.
a tall girl is a girl who is 5’8″ and above. guys won’t date them cause they’re tall, they’re told they can’t wear heels, they have trouble finding clothing.

i myself have always been made fun of for being a tall girl. my dad called me “attack of the 50 ft woman” just for being 5’8″ and i’m probably not even done growing yet. -cries-

if you meet a tall girl, don’t mention her height.

and guys, just because a girl is tall doesn’t mean she’s any less then a short girl. beauty isn’t defined by height. and if she offends your masculinity thats your problem and not hers.

because i was bullied and picked on for being tall, i started slouching and i now have a back problem because of it. bullying sucks.

“if you have nothing nice to say, don’t say anything at all!”

~ thumper from bambi

i being f-ckin’ tall. 🙁
tall girl as a child: yay mommy i’m so tall! yay!
stupid kid: amazon!
-tall girl as child starts crying-

tall girl as teen: i hate being tall.
dad: attack of the 50 ft woman!
-everyone in the room laughs at the tall girl-
a tall girl is defined as any girl above the 5’8″ 5’9″ range. they are almost always misjudged, completely overlooked by guys, often picked on, and have a ridiculously hard time finding clothes.

how should you treat a tall girl? like any other human being. don’t mention her height, don’t ask her if she plays basketball, don’t glance at her feet to see if she’s wearing heels, don’t stare at her like she’s an extinct species, and please, whatever you do, don’t pick on her. i gaurantee whatever you’re about to say to her, she has heard before.

now guys, specifically tall guys… i will let you in on a little secret. i would say most tall girls, including myself, get extremely jealous when they see you dating short girls. extremely jealous. i mean, c’mon! being a nice tall guy like yourself, why would you not want an equally tall, beautiful girl? there is no difference between a short girl and a tall girl, except for height. and that will never be anything more than a number.

ps. guys, if the only reason you’re overlooking a tall girl is because her height supposedly offends your “masculinity”…. grow up. that is your problem, not hers.

and just so you know, i’m not just making this stuff up. i’m a little over 6 feet myself.

tall girls: you are beautiful. you are unique. you are you. stay true to yourself and love who you are.

did you know: the average height for women in the u.s. is 5’4.6″… not kidding.
-tall girl walks by-
girl 1: “oh my gosh, do you know her?”
girl 2: “yes! i want her legs!”
a 16 oz or pint size beer can.
oh i see you’re drinking a tall girl tonight.
a 6 pack of 16oz. cans of beer
hey man what do you say we go get some tall girls and get f-cked up?
that sounds good to me man.