Tall Maggot


someone who continuously forces marbles into their -n-s for 12 days straight, to gain wizard-like powers. which fails, then to check if it works, they crank a horses’ handbrake, and slap a kipper on the barbie.
child: go to bed
father: f-ck you i’m a tall maggot.

confused? yes, so are we.

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