Tallahassee Steinberg
the act of giving a handjob while the giver of the handjob opens their mouth and holds their mouth several inches above the handjob in progress. the givers mouth never comes in contact with the receivers p-n-s. no fluid is exchanged in the process or it is no longer a tallah-ssee steinberg. should saliva drip accidentally from the givers mouth to the receivers p-n-s it then becomes a married man’s deepthroat.
friend a- dude i gave my boss a tallah-ssee steinberg so i could get a promotion! does that make me gay?
friend b- kinda.
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