Tallapoosa Slapstick
when you bang a chick with a fake leg (doggie style), you put a hockey puck in her mouth, rip off her fake leg, and proceed to hit her in the back of the head with it right as you “finish”.
“i’m gonna tallapoosa slapstick the sh-t outa that crippled chick!”
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