Tallywacker Tickle
1) a polite way of saying c-ck slap. often results in a mushroom tattoo if done properly. if not done probably often just ends up in an angry person. reasons for this include the recipient showing a complete lack of respect towards the giver, a show of male (or female in strange circ-mstances) dominance and also the most popular seems to be just for a bit of fun. often uses a left to right motion and in extreme circ-mstance of severe lack of respect the giver is allowed to add a right to left motion therefore resulting in a mushroom tattoo on each side of the recipients face.
2) a royal english way of saying a handjob.
1)don’t disrespect me girl or i will give you a tallywacker tickle that you will never forget, everytime you look in the mirror you will see your mushroom tattoo and think “d-mn, i shouldn’t have disrespected him”
2) man: fancy giving me a handjob
girl: no way thats disgusting
man: how about a tallywacker tickle then?
girl: oh one does love to give a good ol tallywacker tickle
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