tam

a vietnamese name. means “heart”
omg. that chick tam is such a b-tch. haha jkay(:
extremely hot chick who is an animal in the sack and gives you a throbbing c-ck
“dude…i f-cked tam…”
“dude”-high fives-
magic mushrooms, or shrooms, commonly used in the chicagoland area
chicago guy: wanna buy some tam?
new york guy: wtf is tam?
chicago guy: shrooms dumbf-ck everyone in chicago knows that
texas academy of math and science is a program based in denton, tx that is comprised of 300+ social r-t-rds living in the same building. the program allows for nerds from around texas to replace two years of high school with college courses. the world of tams is a ridiculous misinterpretation of the racial diversity in texas, over 60% of tams is asian. as if this is not enough to separate tams from the real world,the program is also crawling with h-m-s-xuals, much more than to be considered normal, an eighth of cl-ss is openly gay. it seems that the college work-load has become too much strain for some, as the black population at tams has been confused to belive they are white, while the indian population seems to look in the mirror and see a brutha staring back. the program is complete with restring and unnecessary rules such as : curfew, visitation hours for the opposition s-x, quiet hours to faciliate studying, pda restrictions (not that it matters with the degree of ugly at tams), and other such bullsh-t…
hey man what you up to?

i have just graduated from tams in which i threw what could have been the two most fun years of my life away to gain a couple more hours of college credit. now to embark back into the real world which is a complete polar opposite to the ridiculous world i was shielded in during my tenure at tams! but at least i will be a millionaire, not that it matters since i don’t know what fun is .

next example:

hey man, did you get some play last night?

yeah man! i got some tams p-ssy!

tams p-ssy? why didn’t you just save yourself the trouble and stick your d-ck in a meat grinder!
texas asylum for the mentally screwed
one of my gal pals, grace chung, goes to tams suffers from the stench of the mentally screwed ppl every single day

me: “heyy you”
grace: “save me from these r-t-rds arrrrrrrgh”
tam is an extremely kind, deep thinking friend. she is stronger than she looks and rarely cries in front of others. she can talk, type, and write at amazing speeds, and always has something to say. she is someone who appears very reserved until you get to know her but once you are close with her, she will open up a lot. she is a great listener who doesn’t think that talking behind someone’s back is a crime. tam can also write a story in close to no time flat. tam is an amazing tree climber. tam is amazingly hot. she is also really reasonable when it comes to opinions and can see her own faults, but doesn’t let that stop her.
tam is my best friend.

person: hey, who’s way up high in that tree?
me: oh, that’s tam.

tam can carry like 7 conversations on at the same time and still have deep stuff to say.
those aren’t muskets!, and internet sketch comedy group, consisting of michael swaim, abe epperson, brett rader, brian kelly, ryan ricketts, and lara pickle. the name comes from a line from star trek.
“tam!”
“i don’t… that’s… what?”
“those aren’t muskets!
“oh… of course…”

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