tame the beast
to jack off, m-st-rb-t-
craig: yo dude, my b-lls hurt so bad, i haven’t had a chance to tame the beast in weeks.
jon: sucks for you.
for men: to trim one’s facial hair; not necessarily to shave it, but keep it under control
for women: to clean up and shave one’s pubic hair, perhaps into a landing strip or something cool like that.
my beard is a mess, i need to set aside a few minutes in order to tame the beast.
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