taming the shrew
taming your kn-b to stand up
i tamed my shrew last night
b-tt f-cking; -n-l s-x
(the -sshole/b-tt-hole is the angry shrew; the d-ck tames the shrew with each thrust)
penny from the big bang theory’s favorite position is taming the shrew.
d-mn it, leonard, tame her shrew!
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