Tamlyn
a breed of human made of pure amazingness. seeing, hearing, tasting, touching, smelling any sort of tamlyn-like thing with cause a severe brain implosion. the only way to combat the awesomeness of a tamlyn is with sh-tty rage against the machine music, though in most cases it only angers the tamlyn and does not stop it. to placate a tamlyn you must feed it delicious food and hand over all valuables.
“hey is that awesome or what?”
“yeah, but oh sh-t, is that a tam-”
boooooooompshhhhhh. -brain implosion-
“yeah, that had to be a tamlyn-
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