Tampa Bay Salted Pretzel
while engaged in -n-l s-x on a beach the man pulls his p-n-s out of the girls -ss rubs it in the sand and shoves it back in her -ss.
john gave her a tampa bay salted pretzel on the beach last night. that will teach her not to back talk him.
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