Tampa Bay Taco
when a man is having a threesome with two women, one is on her period and the other has enormous br–sts. the man is t-ttyf-cking the big breasted one while she is eating out the one on her period. the man then -j-c-l-t-s into the womans cleavage leaving a load of s-m-n and the other woman rubs her v-g-n- over her cleavage leaving chunky period blood. the man takes a huge sh-t in her cleavage and drops some armpit hair on top. this poor woman who has been given a tampa bay taco will stink of sh-t, sweat, and menustral period for the next few days
dave: bro, what the f-ck is that smell?
pete: oh it’s christine, me and isabel gave that b-tch a tampa bay taco last night
dave: what the f-ck is that?!
pete: well i blew a load, sh-t and…..
dave: that’s disgusting, please stop
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