tampawn
a guy who is used in place of a boyfriend while the boyfriend is away or unavailable. it’s like a booty call, but the guy is discarded (like a tampon) immediately after use. etymology: tampon (like bleeding) + p-wn (like chess).
while he boyfriend was in florida jenn called her tamp-wn to ease the boredom.
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