Tampinco Toke
1. (verb) a rare and arcane method of ritual c-cksucking that involves bending-over within a circle of twelve pudgy nude h-m-s-xuals, or “dumplings” as they are called, preferably bald and hairless, and systematically sucking one c-ck whilst the opposing “dumpling” b-ttf-cks the tampinco toker, without lube, for approximately 10 seconds each, until the tampinco toker turns, counter clockwise for the next two opposing c-cks in the sequence, and repeats. this is repeated until all twelve dumplings have nutted in either the tampinco toker’s sullen mouth (swallowing is the tampinco toker’s way) or well-worn -sshole.
2.(noun) central partic-p-nt of the “tampinco toke” as in “tampinco toker”; the tampinco toker is traditionally a diminuitive h-m-s-xual “bottom” in order to limit the diameter of the circle, as the small phillipine huts where the practice originated could not accommodate the larger circles required of taller “tampinco tokers.” modern expansive architecture has since made the ritual s-x-act’s height requirement all but irrelevant for all but purists of the “tampinco toke.”
“hey, odin, you want to go grab some lunch?”
“naw man, i’m full as a m-th-f-cka!”
“you already ate?”
“fosho! i just got back from a tampinco toke session, and i got more j-zz in my belly and -ss than a thai ladyboy!”
“so that’s why you smell like a c-m omelette!”
“taste the rainbow, b-tches!”
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