tampon dick
semi-equivalent to a “pencil d-ck” although has a slightly larger circ-mference.
“so i met this guy last night, and he totally had a tampon d-ck, why the h-ll would i have s-x with a guy with a d-ck that size when i could just use a tampon and get the same results?”
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