Tampon Jockey
1. noun. referring to a male. just a couple steps below your basic douche bag.
2. whiner. man who constantly complains like a 15 year old b-tch.
“ron was being such a tampon jockey last night!”
“you guys, it’s late. i want to go!”
“oh ron, don’t be such a tampon jockey”
someone who m-st-rb-t-s with a tampon.. riding the tampon
i have heard that girl is into some weird sh-t..people say she is a tamponjockey!
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