Tampon String
a phrase used to describe a girl wearing an insanely short skirt or dress. it is usually a yellow piece of clothing. the girl in question can be, but does not have to be, a slore.
lauren: oh my god! did you see that yellow skirt briana was wearing today?
claire: i know! i could totally see her tampon string!
lauren: this is absurd!
a greek city in pinellas county, also known as tarpon springs.
i live in tampon strings.
the real one: it is something that is connected to your tampon which collects the nice smelly salmon scent that exits out of the second hole of the v-g-n-.
the funny one: when your messing with someone
special k: your an -ss
kentucky fried shelby: what did i do?
special k: im just pulling your tampon string.
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