tamsye
a small brown hobbit gorilla crossbreed with webbed toes and toothed v-g-n-. she can be found in her natural habitat with her parents maynard meth f-ck the californian ape and burnt bert b-tch face the 500 lb chimpanzee. she feeds off of people’s sorrows and displeasure.
oh, sh-t that’s tamsye don’t f-ck with that she’ll ruin your life.
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