Tan Pants
when you see a chick who is questionable to be of age. usually a chick who is at high school level but can almost p-ss for a older woman. its usually that chick you really have to sit and look at before you even have the thought of s-x come to mind. the males version of “spider senses”.
guy 1: man that chick is hot, i’d love to sit that in my lap and grind her out like good coffee
guy 2: eww dude, wtf. you live right next to a high school. she isn’t suspect to you?
guy 1: no…
guy 2: seriously, thats jail bait. you touch her in your imagination and you’re f-cked
guy 1: whatever dude
guy 2: dude, that b-tch is tan pants.
guy 1: -sudden epiphany-
when used in a sentence one could say; “she’s so ‘tanpants'” which means a yuppie chick or guy that live in the most surburban part of an urban city.
example “the gold coast area in chicago, is so full of ‘tanpantsers'”
or “josh is such a ‘tan-pantser'” he’s watching football all weekend long at that yuppie college bar in lincoln park.” “tracy is so ‘tanpants’ with her stupid tiffany jewelry.”
when used in a sentence one could say; “she’s so ‘tan-pants'” which means a yuppie chick or guy that live in the most surburban part of an urban city.
example “the gold coast area in chicago, is so full of ‘tan-pantsers'”
or “josh is such a ‘tan-pantser'” he’s watching football all weekend long at that yuppie college bar in lincoln park.” “tracy is so ‘tan-pants’ with her stupid tiffany jewelry.”
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