tanassity
the ratio between how tan your -ss is compared to how tan the rest of your body is. you want the ratio to be as close to 1:1 as possible.
dude, hit the beach; your tan-ssity scares me.
your tan-ssity is way too high
haiku form:
nice dark tan body
your tan-ssity is high
chalk white -ss and chest
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