Tangerine Sledge Hammer
the act of placing a fruit of some sort (typically a tangerine due to its small size) into the -n-s of another person, completely blocking the flow of fecal matter. once the item is removed, the subject should rush to the toilet, as the resulting removal of this item will make the built up feces slam out of the -sshole, like a powerful smash from a sledge hammer.
alexis was in a drunken coma on brian’s couch when gary gave her a tangerine sledge hammer, 12 hrs later when she awoke ( not due to ruffies) she immediately let her bowels loose into the clothes hamper.
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