tanghook
a d-ck that gets a lot of p-ssy. “hooking the tang”
one who uses a tanghook for sport is known as a “tangler”
1) i caught that b-tch with my tanghook.
2) i have to wear sweatpants, my tanghook is irritated.
3) that hoodrat almost broke my tanghook last night…it was sweet.
4) i caught vp in the library with my tanghook.
5) i’m going commando today, my tanghook is sore.
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