tango
aka target.
used in the military to signify target has been located/confirmed
echo foxtrot to uniform zulu, over
you are 5 by 5 echo foxtrot
eyes on tango.
execute execute execute.
a state of mind, aswell as a dance-style which is described as exotic and sensual.
i feel somewhat tango tonight.
argentina’s capital city (buenos aires) typical dance…with the rose in the mouth
los tangueros se reunieron en el arrabal, y bailaron tango hasta el amanecer
a gang of humans(usually white which pose a threat)
hit the ground man we got tangos.
t-tties; comes from mis-pr-nounciation of tig ole bitties
that hoe got some tangos
is a joint rotation system.
while 2+ people are sharing a joint, one of the partic-p-nts may call tango. in that case each one of the partic-p-nts takes 2 hits and p-sses the joint to the next partic-p-nt (clockwise for us old-fashioners).
derived from the tango dance. since it takes two to tango.
it’s also thought to be the most efficent method to rotate a joint.
let’s make it friendly.. let’s tango
the state of being known as “tango” comes from ted nugent’s 1981 video for his song “w-ngo tango”.
there is a specific personality type that goes along with how ted nugent was in the video, which is “rough, tough, and cheesy”.
so that’s what tango means: “rough, tough, and cheesy”.
if you’re a cheeseball, and you are rough around the edges, guess what? you’re tango!!!!!!!!
tango is a disposition, like happy or sad.
you can be happy, moody, eccentric, clairvoyant , etc… and you can also be tango.
you know? rough and cheesy.
cheesy and sleazy.
you can’t just say “we had so much fun last night, it was so tango”.
but you -can- say “everyone there had a moustache, it was so tango”.
you’ll find a lot of tango people at monster truck rallies, kid rock concerts, or wwf events.
– saying “give ‘er” is tango.
– putting the pedal to the metal is tango.
– if you have a moustache, you are definitely tango.
– chuck norris is tango (rough, tough, and cheesy).
– if you refer to cowboy boots as “sh-tkickers”, guess what? you’re tango.
– apehanger motorcycle handlebars are tango.
– threatening someone with a shotgun is tango.
– tucking your tight jeans into your hightop shoes such that the tounge sticks out, is tango.
– anyone with a mullet is tango.
– saying to someone, “you better break bread or play dead” is tango.
– overly beefed-up car alarm systems (like the kind where you walk within 5 feet of the car and a sound goes off) are tango.
– br-ss b-lls hanging from the back of an oversized pick-up truck are tango.
– aviator sungl-sses are tango.
– being identified by the police by your tattoos is tango.
– easyriders magazine is t-a-n-g-o.
– putting a “thin lizzy” sticker on the back of your truck is tango.
– if you work for ray’s welding (where performance is the product), you’re tango.
– giving the middle finger, and holding a cigarette in the same hand, is tango.
– having to get a pardon so you can travel is tango.
– pulling a tank into someone’s driveway, sticking your head out and saying “you wanna put your money where your mouth is?” is tango.
– saying “i have to p-ss like a race horse” is tango.
– doing donuts in the parking lot after a concert is tango.
– cutoff sweatpants are tango.
– speeding on a motorcycle without a helmet is tango.
– “magic man” by heart is t-a-n-g-o.
– locking your beer up in a safe before you have a party is tango.
– if your name is lenny and you live in a trailer, you’re tango.
– saying “this tastes like sh-t” is tango.
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