Tanhanner
the species of tanhanner once occupied a colony on ur-n-s, but now due to the atmospheric changes they were forced to extinction. however recent sitings have been recorded in the brighton area of a very tanned tanhanner. the tanned nature of the tanhanner is because earth is closer to the sun then their original home.
tanhanners’ often believe they are very humourous however their humour usually derives from personal insults or self degradation. although predominantly masculine in nature, tanhanners more than regularly incline to feminine behaviourisms such as their love for pink and admiring geddes’ from afar.
sidenote: they love marmite with a p-ssion.
“wow i’ve never seen a tanhanner so tanned!”
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