Tank Man
during the 1989 tiananmen square protests in china, one man proved he had bigger b-lls than chuck norris, obama, jesus, and roosevelt (both) combined by standing in front of a couple dozen chinese military tanks and not letting them move for half an hour.
this guy (b-lls removed to make sure the image could fit on the web):
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tank driver (upon sighting): holy s—! is like a half-man-half-tank!
tank man: you shall not p-ss!
tanks remain for 1/2 an hour.
featured on mtv music award’s batman begins parody.
“hey, there goes tankman, just tankin’ around.. town. over.
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