Tank Noob


in the halo games, a term used to describe someone who sucks but gets a lot of cheap kills just because they’re in a tank and not because they’re good. this term is often used by players who get frustrated because they keep getting owned by someone in a tank or by people who are sore losers in general.
that player is a f-cking tank noob. i’d own his sorry -ss if he were on foot.
a world of warcraft term. a player, who in a party, is not the tank, yet constantly pulls too much aggro that he can handle. or by pulling too much aggro gets the entire party killed.

a noob who doesnt respect the tanking position

a noob who pulls too much aggro
dps death knight: what happened?
tank warrior: you f-king dark commanded that guy and got us killed! you d-mn tank noob!

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