tank wank


an abbreviation of the name for the practice of ‘tantric w-nking’. this is when one m-st-rb-t-s to the point of near -j-c-l-t–n, but then suddenly removes his hand from his p-n-s and proceeds to sit on it in a meditatory stance, thus ceasing the self-stimulation. the w-nker repeats this process over the course of two to three days. needless to say the result is incredibly spectacular, but can unfortunately result in kn-b-ache.
boy 1: where have you been for the past week?
boy 2: i was having a tank w-nk
boy 1: woah.

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