Tankier
the act of becoming much more overweight, usually performed by those who lose elections and become exponentially larger as a coping mechanism for their losses against much thinner and more attractive running mates.
the word tank comes form the size of the person in question.
“oh wow i thought she was a tank now, but ever since losing those jsa elections, she has become so much tankier.”
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