Tanlandia

the greatest rogue nation on earth. established in the summer of ’09 and is growing at a rapid rate. it has territories in northern quebec, montreal, pitt meadows (b.c) and vancouver. the tanlandian symbol is the “tan-f-cking-landia” tag dreamed up by it’s founder, a girl named tanya, who will one day rule you all. tanlandia is also a state of mind where you don’t give a f-ck what other people think cos your with your friends and nothing else matters. it is when you look at the stars and play tag with your friends at fireworks. it is not counting the days, but making the days count with a smile. it is following your dream cos everyone who said it was impossible can go f-ck themselves. it is laughing when kid in your cl-ss p-ss off the teacher instead of being annoyed by the interruptions and having a headband fight at lululemon. it is sing ke$ha while your cousin’s friend imposes their cl-ssic jazz music on you and calling justin bieber gay. it is slididng down on a black diamond ski run on your b-tt and sledding till 10pm. it is enjoying both diet and non diet soda, but drinking diet cos one c-ke is not worth the 160 calories. it is not changing for anyone but yourself and watching twilight together, even though we’ve all seen it a million times before. it is that feeling you get when you’re with ur friend and you cant help but smile.
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1. the greatest rogue nation on earth. established in the summer of ’09 and is growing at a rapid rate. it has territories in northern quebec, montreal, pitt meadows (b.c) and vancouver. the tanlandian symbol is the “tan-f-cking-landia” tag dreamed up by it’s founder, a girl named tanya, who will one day rule you all.

2. tanlandia is also a state of mind where you don’t give a f-ck because at that moment, nothing else mattered:

a) it is when you look at the stars and play tag with your friends at fireworks.

b) it is not counting the days, but making the days count with a smile.

c) it is following your dream cos everyone who said it was impossible can go f-ck themselves.

d) it is laughing when kid in your cl-ss p-sses off the teacher instead of being annoyed by the interruptions.

e) it is having a headband fight at lululemon.

f) it is singing ke$ha while your cousin’s friend imposes their cl-ssic jazz music on you.

g) it is calling justin bieber gay.

h) it is sliding down on a black diamond ski run on your b-tt and sledding till 10 pm.

i) it is climbing trees and rolling down hills and enjoying nature .

j) it is not changing for anyone but yourself. it is watching twilight together, even though we’ve all seen it a million times before and arguing if robert pattinson is hotter then taylor lautner (he isn’t).

k) it is screaming “honk if you want a f-cking bl-w j-b” at traffic and then posting the videos on facebook
this dock is now a territory of tanlandia!!

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