Tap Crapper
describes a person who is so paranoid that someone might hear them cr-pping, that they turn on the tap to drown out the sound of dookies h-tting the toilet.
larry: “where’s dave?”
tom: “oh, he’s still in the bathroom. got the tap on and everything, he’s such a tap cr-pper.”
larry: “the man has issues..”
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