Tap it and bag it
the rarly used and extremely difficult opposite of the “bag it and tap it” method. it involves a kamikazee land shark attempt by the male to the unknowning female, which might only be possible if the girl is wearing a short skirt. while it is hard to even get the “tap”, to follow through with the “bag” you need a girl that will go along with you shoving your c-ck into her without her permission. basically there needs to be the sl-ttiest girl in the world in your vacinity.
process:
1. male unzips fly, whips out hard c-ck
2. male scans room for sk-nk with short skirt
3. male runs at said sk-nk with force, c-ck pointing straight out aka kamikazee land shark
4. if tap is successful and sk-nk enjoys the extreme violation of her vajj, then she has been bagged.
dude guy jim: “hey check out that hoe bag with the super short skirt!”
dude guy chauncy: “man i got no chance with that piece of -ss”
dude guy jim: “yeah your right, it looks like the only chance you got is to tap it and bag it.”
dude guy chauncy: “sh-t my zipper is stuck!”
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