tape

a male’s hair line done at the barborshop , used mostly in southern florida, broward county.
-go get a tape
-man you need a tape
-d-mn they f-cked up your tape
an adhesive band used for affixing one thing to another.
i duct taped his arm back on to his body.
code name for mary jane or hashish.

five years before al gore invented teh internets last thursday, a daft group of young hooligans attending a department of defense high school overseas in heidelberg, germany (the epicenter and mythical origin of lulz before it became fashionable), overcame the obstacles erected by mps and the cid to prevent them from attaining temporary enlightenment from the unlikely combination of some matches, a pipe and hash.

the oppressed lads, in what is now a cl-ssic story of triumph over hardship, devised a new lexicon with which they could communicate freely, but also secretly, about their favorite past time. their love of music, particularly the time-honored melodies of eazy-e, influenced their decision to subst-tute the word for illicit cannabis with tapes. this wise choice enabled the lads to continue their unique brand of hooliganism unhindered, ensuring more lulz would be had for many years to come. and the iraq.
slacker 1: wanna go listen to some tapes?
slacker 2: word.

shize ami 1: what were you guys doin?
shize ami 2: listening to tapes.
shize ami 1: cool, let’s go.
shize ami 2: what?
style of the late 80’s. a jean or kind of pant that creates an illusion of a long b-ttox or frontal area while forming a slight “tapered” or tight look at the ankle of the pant. used for costumes, “dress up days,” un-hip and sometimes overweight women, and “hxc” scenesters.
“that girls is so scene! check out her choppy haircut and sweet tapes! they’re sooo hxc!”

or

“that woman has got some sweet tapes. just look at how tight they are at the ankle!”
a code word for when you want to call someone a d-ck or tell someone in the room that someone else is being a d-ck but you don’t really want the “d-ck” to know it’s them. and it’s tape, because you wish you could tape their mouth shut because they are being such a d-ck
tom (to amy, in a meeting): i don’t really care because your proposed solution doesn’t address the real problem.

jaime (to mich-lle): hey, can you p-ss the tape?
a reel of flat magnetic media (often in a c-ssette package). used for recording audio or video.
he recorded the birthday party on a minidv video tape.
a sticky strand that u can put on stuff….
i put the tape on my -&^5!