Tappahannock Tea Party
an extremely complicated and thorough procedure which is generally used for entertainment purposes in virginia. first, one (male) shaves his -n-l and grundle hairs into a gl-ss of hot, steaming water. the perp then takes said gl-ss, throws it in the face of a woman, preferably a hooker, which temporarily blinds her. as she is screaming in pain, covered in p-b- shavings, the gl-ss must be broken on her head. the resulting mixture of tr-mm-ngs, blood, spit, and broken spirit is “tappahannock tea”.
ryzza: is she from out of town?
teesge: yea i think so. she’s pretty cute.
ryzza: lets get the van and give her a tappahannock tea party under the bridge.
teesge: let me finish my zima.
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